Plz help. hw do i do it?

i want to go out with both ov my bfs fo my bday, nd i realli want to go out wid both of dem cause ders a chance if i dnt take one he myte not gte me presents nd i wnt presnts off both of dem! dey dont kno abt each ova yet doe nd if dey both jus get der b4 i tell dem dey mite gte angry and start shoutign in mcdonalds nd i dnt wnt my bday meal ruined.